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[全职]我有特殊的说英语技巧

每当我说英语之前，会假装四处看风景。

PO主英语渣，PO主英语渣，PO主英语渣，重要的事情说三次。

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1.Leader Ye:LOL,little boys!I'm hehe you,know?

[对面：Ah?Thank you?What does 'hehe' mean?

 领队都说英文了，队员们纷纷表示要跟上。于是。

2.Wenzhou Yu:^ ^Nice t(余下来不及打）

[对面:Oh,sorry but what did you say?

3.Shaotian Huang:Look at meeeeeeeeeee!Look look look loooooook at my sword!Sword sword sword sword!I don't know what to say now!!But I'll never shut up!wotama daodizaishuoshenme!duizhangwobuhuiyingyu!kanwode wenzipao!!!mayaduizhang!!!!!wolaileduizhang!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I will keep talking,I will sayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy and never stopppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp!

[对面:Oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit I can't see him!!!!!The 'P's are on his foot!!!!（剑圣式文字泡重出江湖，看来很快国际联盟也要修改规则了。）

4.Jiale Zhang:You all eat my shoulei!Be Blind or Die!!!

[对面:WTF?!!!!!!!!!!where are you!!!!!!!!!

5.Mucheng Su:Hello GAYs:)?

[对面:Hi,but who are gays?I'm not.

Don't lie!Are you sure?

Go away!You gay!

(他们似乎吵起来了。)

6.Rui Fang:Too young too simple!!!!!!!Little boys go back and yingyingying!Nǐ mén tài nèn lè!Húi jiā wán ní bā qù bā!

[对面:What is 'yingyingyingying'?!Is he speaking French?!!!!!!!!!!!(果然还是太嫩了。)

7.Zekai Zhou:Hi,xiaojiang.(公然秀恩爱吗枪王大大。)(方锐表示自己太蠢了为什么没想到呢。)

[对面:Is he talking to us?!Who is xiaojiang?!!?!!!(没有哦。)

8.Yunxiu Chu:Come on,wo zhihuizheyiju.

[对面:OK.But what do you mean?

9.Shiqin Xiao:Hmmmmmmmm...Hi boys,nice to meet you.(说完了喻队要说的话呢。）

[对面:Oh there is a normal man!（很感动吧，辛苦你们了。）

10.Xinjie Zhang:It's 9:00 pm,be quick.

[对面:Why?!We won't be cheated!Calm down!

11.Jiexi Wang:See what is magic.

[对面:OK,we will win anyhow.

12.Xiang Sun:Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasinixiaoyang!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[对面:A boy who is not able to speak English!!!!!!!!!!Nooooooooo!!!!Why don't they stop talking!!!!!!!!!!!

13.Hao Tang:Hello!!!!!!!WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(好像只会这两个词呢。）

[对面:WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(被带着走了啊。)

14.Xuan Li:Wo shuo shenme haone?

[对面:Don't care!（给李轩大大点蜡。）